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Why are Toyotas so boring?
Almost nightly, I awake to my neighbor's Toyota Corolla annoying door lock "beep".
Last night, as I lay awake after hearing that annoying, boring, incessant "beeeep beeeep", it got me thinking... is there no more proof that Toyotas are the most boring cars in the world than that ridiculously boring and annoying sound?
It's confirmed. Most boring vehicles in the world.
In order to make your Toyota less boring and make your neighbors happier, here are the directions to remove that ridiculous noise. This should work for any Toyota (btw, it's in your owner's manual).
1) Unlock the Toyota
2) Open Drivers door
3) Insert the key into the ignition
4) Remove it immediately
5) Reinsert the key and turn the ignition to ON (within 5 seconds of step 6)
6) Wait for the normal startup beeping to stop
7) Push the unlock or lock or alarm button twice within 10 seconds.
8) The Toyota should beep twice to confirm the change.
9) If it doesn't confirm, keep pressing the unlock button until the it beeps 2 times confirming the change.
(No offense if you own/drive a Toyota. I'm sure you're a nice person. If you own a Prius, I seriously doubt your ability to even choose your own clothes, again, no offense.)
